Kimmel Takes a Swing At First Daughter Ivanka, And Even His Audience Hated It

June 30, 2019
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Late Night host, Jimmy Kimmel, hits a new low when he made a sick sexual joke about the President’s Daughter, Ivanka Trump.

I guess it’s safe to say that the host didn’t learn from his previous attacks against the Trump women, but his audience’s response quickly reminded him.

“I guess the thinking is: if he’s good enough to screw my daughter, he’s good enough to screw the country,” said Kimmel.

The audience first laughed but quickly groaned. Kimmel tried to push past it by jumping back to the President’s son in law, Jared.

“I really hope he hires Jared and then he fires Jared so we go through the whole thing,” Kimmel added, attempting to move on quickly.

Describing Trump as “Old Yeller,” Kimmel then commented on him “barking up quite a storm on Twitter this morning” about his former lawyer Michael Cohen’s claim that he sent illegal “hush money” payments to Trump’s alleged former mistresses at Trump’s direction. Kimmel then read through part of one of Trump’s tweets:

I never directed Michael Cohen to break the law. He was a lawyer and he is supposed to know the law. It is called ‘advice of counsel,’ and a lawyer has great liability if a mistake is made.

“That’s actually true,” said Kimmel, who appeared to be struggling at times to get through the monologue. “He didn’t tell Michael Cohen to break the law. He paid him to break the law.” Kimmel then offered a flashback of Trump saying he didn’t know about the $130,000 NDA payment to Stormy Daniels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrFvn_3CNMk&feature=youtu.be&t=3

“First it was I never had sex with those women, then it was I never paid those women, now it’s I assumed it was legal to pay those women,” said Kimmel. “Next week he’ll say he didn’t know they were women, that’s why he asked them to take off their clothes.” His crowd liked that joke much more than the Ivanka reference.

What kind of a twisted wretch would suggest a father having sex with his own daughter? I guess we already have our answer…

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