WTH! Melania Trump Is Now A Registered Sex Worker In Amsterdam
What the flying f**king! Our elegant First Lady, Melania Trump, is now a registered sex worker in Amsterdam and on hearing the news everyday citizens in the small nation reportedly said, “That sounds about right.”
Making Melania Trump an honorary sex worker is seen by many as a symbolic way to strike back at the Trump administration and its allies. Andrew Canard is the Mayor of Amsterdam and signed the edict.
“No one is holding a gun to Mrs. Trump’s head,” he noted. “Melania is an active participant in a government engaging in racist policies and ecological terrorism. She’s earned this title.”
Mayor Canard went on to note Mrs. Trump will have an official window at a brothel in the red light district. In case she ever visits, the First Lady can sit and discuss why she doesn’t care about immigrant children dying on the Mexico-US border.
Talk about being disrespectful… This REALLLLLLY takes the freaking cake! But those crazy sex workers out there are actually update…
Sex workers in Amsterdam are going on strike indefinitely until the city government rescinds Mrs. Trump’s status as an honorary whore.
“I make honest money fulfilling my customers’ needs,” union leader Emma Jansen said, “There’s no way that woman is in the same category as I am. It’s an insult to me, my coworkers, and the profession.”
Well… that’s kind of crazy… right?
The Trump administration has yet to officially respond to the Dutch situation. Many on the White House are urging President Trump to build a border wall with the Netherlands. Others believe it’s just more ammunition they can use in the 2020 election.
“We’re going to energize our base with this outrage,” one staffer asserted. “This is the best thing to happen to us since the boss said he loved grabbing women by the pussy.”
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