Bernie Sanders stumbled onto The Joe Rogan Experience this week looking like he’d just lost a brawl with a lawnmower, armed with the same tired socialist talking points—despite owning three homes himself. The man who once railed against millionaires (until he became one) now has a new target: billionaires like Elon Musk, who dared to spend money supporting Donald Trump. But here’s the kicker—Bernie’s outrage is selective. When Democrats drop $1.5 billion on Kamala Harris’s floundering campaign, complete with Oprah cameos and Beyoncé endorsements, suddenly campaign finance isn’t a “threat to democracy.” It’s only a problem when the other side does it.
Bernie’s Billionaire Hypocrisy
Sanders whined to Rogan, “Okay, you’re a billionaire—you have the constitutional right because your money is your freedom of expression.” Translation: Free speech is fine when Democrats buy influence, but when Elon Musk backs Trump, it’s “dangerous.” Never mind that Kamala’s campaign burned through $1.5 billion—more than five times what Musk reportedly spent—only to produce a candidate whose approval ratings are lower than winter temperatures in Vermont. When Rogan pressed Bernie on this double standard, the senator dodged faster than Kamala avoids a coherent sentence.
The Kamala Cover-Up Exposed
Then came the real fireworks. Rogan called out 60 Minutes for editing Kamala’s incoherent ramblings into something resembling a lucid thought. Bernie’s response? “I don’t know all the facts… I don’t agree with your analysis… 60 Minutes has a sterling reputation.” Seriously? This wasn’t some obscure conspiracy—it was documented media deception caught on tape. Yet Bernie, the self-proclaimed anti-establishment crusader, fell over himself defending the same liberal media that rigs narratives daily.
Crashed and BURNED:
That was a full Olympic routine of classic Bernie backflips!
Meanwhile, President Trump actually delivers—border security, economic growth, and standing up to the media’s lies. While Bernie stammers, Trump acts.