Snowflake Blows A Gasket At Pizza Hut Over The Most Harmless Thing

Libs are always searching for something to be offended by. So when London resident Adrian Shann found a ketchup bottle that gave instructions on how to use it, he immediately became triggered. He felt the label was provocative and not safe for kids.

It’s not innocent in my eyes,” said Adrian of the ‘Shake, Squeeze and Squirt’ ketchup label branding he discovered in Pizza Hut’s store in Clive Sullivan Way.”

“It literally sounds like an app for swingers. I do not understand how someone could put that sentence together, it’s awful.”

“It is because of the chain’s marketing aimed at children that I am worried,” he said.”

And get this Pizza Hut actually apologized for the labeling:

“I can only apologize if you were caused any offense or upset on your recent visit to our Hut, please know it is not our intention to make any of our guests feel uncomfortable. The wording on our ketchup is not meant to cause offense and sorry if this was interpreted this way. This has been the labeling of all ketchup bottles in our restaurants for some time now, and I can only apologize if this impacted the enjoyment of your email.”

Shann was not happy with this answer and had the following to say about Pizza Hut’s reply:

An unhappy Adrian said: “I am not happy with their response. I can not imagine anyone looking at that sauce as tomato ketchup again.”

Shann clearly has a screw loose if he is serious about this. It’s a bottle of ketchup for Pete’s sake. He is clearly the one with the dirty mind and should keep his sick thoughts to himself. No one else is going to look at a ketchup bottle, with instructions on how to use it on the label, and be offended by it.

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