You Have To See This! Carlson Cracks On Fetterman’s ‘Lump’: ‘Does It Plan To Run For’ Office?

I am just going to warn you, if you are easily offended this might not be the story for you—but if you’re up for a good laugh, this is it! John Fetterman, Pennsylvania Democrat, revealed a massive lump on the back of his neck this week and when Tucker Carlson saw it, the jokes just poured out of him.

First off, I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw that Carlson had titled the segment ‘Fetterneck’ but Carlson went on to question if Fetterman’s neck was going to run for office.

‘Keep your eyes on’ Fetterman’s lump ‘it could very well run for president with Kamala Harris in 2024’, Carlson cracked.

Generally speaking, someone’s health is no laughing matter. Fetterman suffered a stroke at the beginning of this year but his team claims that he is in perfect health and doing fine. I believe the ‘lump’ might just be a fat deposit but Carlson seemed sure that it is some sort off growth.

“He stammers, appears confused, and keeps his remarks short. He’s held no news conferences,” the op-ed said.

“The Fetterman campaign squandered credibility by concealing from the public for two days after his stroke that he had been hospitalized,” the op-ed continued. “It waited weeks longer to reveal a more complete picture of his medical history, including that he had been diagnosed in 2017 with cardiomyopathy.”

“Last week, we told you in some great detail about a man called John Fetterman, who was running for the U.S. Senate from Pennsylvania,” Carlson began. “What we didn’t mention at the time was Fetterman’s running mate because honestly, we didn’t know he had a running mate.”

“But we learned the identity of this running mate yesterday when Fetterman for the first time in memory removed the filthy, DNA-covered hoodie that, as it turns out, conceals quite a bit underneath,” he continued. “So beneath the foul-smelling hoodie was this protrusion. As you can see, it’s not quite a goiter, but it’s definitely bigger than a pimple. It’s a lump.”

“But what sort of lump?” Carlson continued. “That’s really the question. Does this lump have its own Instagram? Does it plan to run for statewide office in Pennsylvania? Don’t laugh. A party that put Joe Biden in the White House is perfectly capable of building a whole campaign around any insentient lump of flesh.”

“In fact, they’re running John Fetterman, who can’t even talk,” Carlson concluded. “So keep your eyes on this lump. It could very well run with Kamala Harris in 2024.”


Even though Fetterman claims to be as healthy as ever, I should probably note that he has taken his entire campaign online. Most of his speeches and promises are made virtually and the Democrat has yet to debate his political opponent, Dr. Mehmet Oz, in person. This leaves many to question, including Republican Dr. Oz, if Fetterman is as healthy as he claims.


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